Keep That Shit Closed - 13 coffins, closed for 2,500-years, discovered in Egypt

Posted on: Tue, 09/08/2020 - 16:33 By: admin

No!  Just plain old NO!  Do Not Open - Under Any Circumstance.

We don't need some 2500 year old competitor to Covid-19 breaking out right now.

Come on man!  What are you, a junkie?

Brendan Fraser is too old to do another Mummy movie anyway.

Yep, couldn't resist to add some pun to today's headline.


What did people say when the mummy sneezed?

Curse you!

What did the mummy say when he was discovered?

“I’ve been seeing an archaeologist lately, I think she really digs me!!”

Where did the mummy drink his espresso?

In his Sar-coffee-gus

This mummy is sore...

It needs a Cairo-practor

What did baby corn say to mummy corn?

Where's popcorn?  (actually that was Joe Biden ....)


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